In Which I Rant (and everyone is shocked).

Couldn’t stop LOLing and nodding (and loving her!) while reading this ‘rant’ by a really great friend of mine, Sonia Stanger. We met in Kindergarten, and have been talking loudly to each other ever since. She was in fact just here in Montreal last weekend for an NDP youth conference and we had hell of an adventure hang night (although I’m a bit worried she still might be pissed at me for breaking one too many beer bottles on the dance floor, ha woops!) But seriously, this sentence! “Women, as a collective, are like the sublime and unfathomable and unknowable goddamn raging ocean.” …

Stanger Than Fiction

Oh why hello there! Fancy meeting you here. What’s that you say? Shouldn’t I be studying for a certain stats final just now? I think you and I both know that that’s why I’m even here, so I wouldn’t complain if I were you.

Just a little procrastination soapbox time for your Tuesday eve’. I should probably write a post about my weekend and Montreal and how much I adore the city and how Canadians need to battle against mounting cynicism, but that sounds altogether too timely and logical, and rather unlike me. Just go back and read my post about Amsterdam, and insert “Montreal” where it says “Amsterdam”, and you’ll be set. TO THE SOAPBOX!

Today, I read a comment online that I wish I could say was shockingly uncommon. Instead, it left me groaning and face-palming by its sheer, disheartening echoiness through the ages:

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My sister is making me laugh from a zillion miles away, by way of her friends Twitter.

I hope she means figuratively and literally? ….emotionally and physically? …romantically and professionally? AW I miss my sister, she’s the loveliest. And I’m not even just saying that because I’m honey-mooning on her sarcastic sideways compliment, but seriously, so funny. and cute and all around THE BEST! HI Jamie! seeyou in 3 weeks or on Skype ❤

Some understandable, totally weird, hilarious and freaky things people have typed into search engines to find my blog:

boy grows tentacles,

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craigslist for mock casino, slutty themed parties, facebook friend madeline fucked good,

tumblr craving for sex, hair pattern concept design, sluts in socks, i have lady with hand on lion mouth tarrot card, july 18 21st, birthday slut, the sluts next door, madeleine pussy,

good luck fuck vampir,

pictures of head cuts with stitches, stroke-me-with-your-panties-madeleine,

good sex project, madeleine jackets, madeleine concordia, rose color camera lense, sluts for sale, the originality of luck, real barbie before and after, sick! harry,

sunshine sluts with glasses, sluts with glasses (sunshine),

mad_d_blck montreal, good luck magnum, loverboys wiyh skirt, deo non fortuna tattoo,

good luck with madeleine.

‘You’re taking a picture of me right now? Seriously?’

 I went into work the other day and these photographs were taped to the wall. My boss lady, Lisa Wicklund, and I taken while cold and exhausted during the Cathedral Village Arts festival by our friend Patrick Lewis. I just love that we have the exact same expression,

‘You’re taking a picture of me right now? Seriously?’

but he must have known what he was doing cause they actually turned out so nicely.

Heartbreaking and Hilarious Things Said to Me This Week:

“Madeleine, do you wear red lipstick when you walk down the street?”

“Madeleine, I’m trying to learn patience, and you’re really helping me with that.”

“Madeleine, certain colors are separating themselves from other colors and that’s all I know.”

“Madeleine, there wont be any fish left to eat in ten years, d’you really think my beer can will make a difference?”

“Madeline, you have so many feelings.”

“Madeleine, did you graffiti tag the mens outhouse?”
(apparently everyone knows I’d be the one to write quotes from Lolita with a fuschia sharpie)

“Madeleine, lets take the disco light inside the spaceship, if we dance we’ll sound like a chip bag.”

“Madeleine, you’re my new best friend, I knew it was official when we both said that we’re sporadically poly.”

“Madeleine, I don’t feel beautiful anymore.”

“Madeleine, do you want to learn about why the Galaxy is expanding or just continue doing your girl power super moon dance?”

More Lolita. My Love , My Lo.

“I was not really prepared for her fits of disorganized boredom, intense and vehement griping, her sprawling, droopy, dopey eyed style, and what is called ‘goofing off’ – a kind of diffused clowning which she thought was tough in a boyish hoodlum way.” – ‘Lolita’ p.150

Just, just so brilliant! I’m tempted to write down every one of my favorite sentences, but by then I’d be quoting almost the entire book.